- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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