- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Women's Rights

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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