Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

i love to lick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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