What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Women's rights

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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