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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

The Morman Religion.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray