What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

so the weather's nice...

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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