Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Justin beiber..

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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