How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

anus

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Penis.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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