Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Kefka > Sephiroth

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