whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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so how about that irline food

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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