whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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