Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's 9+10? 19.

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anus

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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