Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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