A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Charlie Sheen is winning

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Nobody cares maddie!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Haha, I get it..

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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