Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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