- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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