What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

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