Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

why did sally drown cause she was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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