Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why dont they make black forks

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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