- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

who is awesome? no one...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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