i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I am very humble.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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