- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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