- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Abortion.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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