Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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