- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Women's rights.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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