- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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