- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Everybody will die

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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