- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

drew edminstin is a rat

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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