What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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