- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What? Huh?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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