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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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