what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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the WNBA

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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At his sentencing, a judge tells a convicted murderer that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will survive the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, because if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday night, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he goes to his cell confident that he has been spared from the hanging. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday and prisoner is completely surprised!

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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