- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Where can I apply for janitor school?

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Soccer...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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