What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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