- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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