- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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