Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What did the fish say after he

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

._____________________. Whale!

Adam Chebali has no life

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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