What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Laugh.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

so...um, yeah

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

I will create more jobs for americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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