One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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