A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.