Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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