- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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