What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Amazing

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

i hate black people

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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