What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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