what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I went to work today....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

hashtags suck balls

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

9

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Illumati Confirmed

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops