Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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