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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Ken wins!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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