How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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