Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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gay porn...

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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