A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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autsim

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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