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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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