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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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