The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call a black man? Black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Justin beiber's penis

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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