Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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