- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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