- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

whats black white and red all over an abused child

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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