- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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