Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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The WNBA.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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knock knock go away!!!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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