david what a baghead

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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a man walked into a bar....

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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