- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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