Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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A black man has a job.

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