- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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