- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Faithful men.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Joesph Triphook.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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