- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

womens rights.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Error 37.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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