- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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