why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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National security?

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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