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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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