Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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the game

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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