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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Justin beiber..

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person