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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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