A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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