- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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