- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I like school Said no one ever.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

i killed my family

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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