- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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