- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

boobs.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How high is the sky? True or False

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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