Justin Bieber.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

knock knock whose there? my penis.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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