A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Who is John Galt?

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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