I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Do u take sugar?

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Microwave

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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