Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Donald Trump.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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