- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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