- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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