What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

batman has diarrhea

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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