What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Anything involving women..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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