- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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