- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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