this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

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