- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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