- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Who invented apple? God

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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