This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

I have an idea! You leave.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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