yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

My Butthole.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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