A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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