whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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seek beauty

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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