- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Shea's sty....

Kys

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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