- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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