what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

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