- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

where's mom I killed her

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Justin Bieber.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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