- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A bar walks into a man

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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