- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

david weres the slug gone

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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