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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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