what goes boo a sock

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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