What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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smell the vitamin C

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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a ab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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