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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A seal walks into a club.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

why dont they make black forks

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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