Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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