- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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