How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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