- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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