what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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men

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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