What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

woman's rights

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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