You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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