Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

My love life

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Stop procrastinating.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

KONY 2012

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops