What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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