- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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